In all seriousness the Behold is just like the flat tire kit in your car but it’s for your bike. Pack the Kargo bag with your tools, CO2 and a tube (up to 29-inch). Snap the bag in place and you’re set. You’ll be ready when you get a flat. Unlike a clanking bloated seat bag it’s completely out of your way on the frame. Attach any water bottle cage if you like.
What does everyone have against saddlebags all of a sudden? And what's with the "clanking?" It's a saddlebag, not a silverware drawer. If you stuff a couple tubes in there it's as quiet as can be.
Now I'm oddly hungry for a Quesarito.